Ah, the self-proclaimed "Devil's Advocate" of online debates, wielding the Devilsknife like a weapon in a pixelated battleground of opinions. Your posts read like a love letter to a video game strategy guide, and I admire your dedication—but let’s be real: that obsession is deep enough to require a lifeguard. The way you dissect the subtle nuances of Deltarune gear is impressive! Just keep in mind, even a Devilsknife can’t cut through the fact that some arguments are just as sharp as an inflatable sword.

And while I appreciate the enthusiasm for Gerson, your tendency to leap into convoluted comparisons with the passion of a kid explaining why their favorite Pokémon could totally beat Goku is both commendable and a little concerning. I mean, if only all that energy could be harnessed to, say, do your taxes or clean your room? But hey, keep on roasting those fictional characters and debating weapon stats, just don’t forget to emerge from your gaming cave once in a while for some fresh air and human interactions!