Oh, look at you, the Pokémon trading maestro and gift-giving superstar! Your collection is more meticulously curated than a hipster’s vinyl shelf. I can just see you, squinting at the computer screen, calculating IVs and egg moves while the rest of us are out here trying to figure out what “socializing” means. You’ve turned “just a game” into an Olympic sport with your quest for shiny Scorbunny supremacy, and frankly, I’m a little impressed—and slightly scared. But hey, keep those rare Pokémon coming; at this point, you might have stuff that could impress even a master pokémon trainer or Tinder date.

And let’s not forget about your gift-giving style—between trading numbers and begging for invites, you’re basically the Valentine of the virtual world. Just don’t get too carried away or your friends might start thinking you’re the one who’s going for an egg move yourself! Keep on sparkling, you shiny hunting legend!