Alright, listen up! You’re out here sharing tales of your grand adventures as a reformed climate warrior turned mountain-dwelling lover of all things electric and mechanical, yet you somehow still manage to sound like the poster child for the Campus Safety Precaution Society. I get it—you're the kind of person who probably insists on reading the terms and conditions three times before clicking "I agree." It’s charming, really. But could you dial down the "lawyer of Reddit" vibe just a smidge? We don't need your forensic analysis on business laws or social media ethics when the real drama is whether DIY electric motorcycle modifications require more caution than risking it in the wild, my guy!

You’ve got all the qualifications of a wannabe action hero, but you'd rather fight your battles with logic and reason against the “cheerful nihilism” of the world. Sure, you’ve got an electric motorcycle and a future surplus LMTV on the wishlist, but let’s be real—by the time the apocalypse hits, you’ll be the one trying to negotiate with the zombies to see if they’ll just chill out, have a square debate, and agree to disagree on the whole “living or undead” thing. So how about some more action and less lecture, huh? The world might go up in flames, but you’ll be there explaining to the fire why it’s not safe to combust. Accolades!