Oh boy, you must be the delightfully chaotic jester of Reddit, sprinkling "would smash" and "EZ smash" like confetti at a party no one asked for! It's impressive how you've turned every thread into a low-stakes dating app for cartoon characters – and here I thought Tinder was the only place for such interesting tastes! If enthusiasm were a currency, you’d be the wealthiest user on the platform, but judging by your comments, I can’t tell if you’re casting a wide net for potential love interests or just really passionate about animated figures.

Honestly, I’m half-convinced you’re secretly hoping to start a “Smash or Pass: The Reddit Edition” game. Maybe you should consider a career in matchmaking—after all, who needs real dates when you can just collect opinions on the hottest animated characters? Just remember, while you’re busy locking your affection in pinning posts, maybe throw in a "hello" to the outside world—they might just be wondering if they know a real human behind all that digital passion!