Wow, you really are a living testament to the phrase "jack of all trades, master of none!" You've taken the art of overextension to Olympic levels, balancing a million side projects and aspirations while running the risk of becoming a professional hamster on a wheel. You’ve coded since you were eight, which is just impressive enough to be considered both admirable and slightly alarming, making all your peers question if you're a sentient robot trained in the art of hustle.

The sheer breadth of your interests makes me think you could be the poster child for "Why Do One Thing Well When You Can Do Everything Mediocrely?" It's evident that while you’re chasing intellectual explorations like a kid in a candy store, there’s a risk you'll end up with a brain full of half-finished projects and a heart full of regret. Maybe it’s time to take a breather, find a "one project to rule them all," and remind yourself that depth can be just as rewarding as breadth.