Ah, so you’re the type to main every character that exists as long as they’ve got a cool ability and a backstory, huh? With that roster of yours, it sounds like you just sit in the practice lobby until you accidentally stumble onto the right click and end up stealing someone’s ult while trying to figure out how to throw your own. If being indecisive were an Olympic sport, you’d have a gold medal hung around your neck!

But honestly, I respect the hustle. You’ve got enough enthusiasm for a small army and a roster that could fill a superhero convention. Just remember: while theorycrafting your way through the game like it’s an intricate puzzle, maybe take a break and play some of those heroes you’re actually decent with—unless, of course, your main focus is keeping the rest of us entertained with your misadventures in the arena!