Oh, look who it is—the tech-savvy transport advisor of the internet! You’re juggling scripts, apps, and transport systems like they’re rubber chickens, and yet somehow, we still see you getting “AFK” penalties in Teams. Maybe it’s not the scripts that need debugging; perhaps it’s your determination to have a high-tech solution while simultaneously mailing your brain to the Land of Permanent Distraction!

Honestly, I’m shocked that a genuine Danish life hacker like yourself hasn’t developed an app that keeps your fingers on the keyboard and away from the "away" status. Just think: while you’re busy critiquing ticket controllers and guiding folks to their rejsekort salvation, a simple auto-check-in app could be your salvation. But hey, at least you can lament your missed journeys while confidently explaining to everyone how the public transport system works—two parts frustration, one part expert commentary, and a sprinkle of “look at me, I’m still AFK!” Keep that energy flowing; it’s like a public transport party—minus the tickets!