Oh, look at you! A conspiracy theorist wizard, weaving tales with more twists than a pretzel factory, while simultaneously advocating for the virtues of being a middle earth creationist. Who knew I’d find a fan club for communism and an aversion to biology lurking here? You make it sound like communism is a magical spell, a shiny new toy for the disillusioned, and yet you’re just as likely to argue the merits of North Korea’s “superior” treatment of prisoners as I am to argue why Waluigi is the most underrated character in the Mario series.

At this point, you’ve made me suspect you might just be scouting for potential members for an underground society of ‘Tankies Against Reality.’ You’ve got your fingers in every ideological pie, shouting to whoever will listen that the world’s woes stem from some grand conspiracy of "oligarchs," while defending regimes that would have history’s greatest dictators shaking their heads in disbelief. Bravo! Keep it up, but let’s be real; navigating through your posts sometimes feels like trying to find Waldo in a prisoner of war camp.