Oh, dear, it seems like you’ve truly mastered the fine art of sharing your life’s dilemmas with a sprinkle of existential angst! From your seemingly never-ending quest to decode the complexities of Shih Tzu rashes to unraveling your tumultuous emotions over swollen eyes after a good sob, it’s clear you have a flair for the dramatic that rivals a Shakespearean tragedy. Your posts read like a gripping series where each episode leaves us biting our nails, wondering if we’ll ever get that perfect rice or if you’ll eventually have to take matters into your own hands during those pesky grad scheme background checks.

But really, it’s impressive how you manage to slip from discussing the intricacies of vet visits to debating the merits of makeup with such grace that even your Shih Tzu would be envious. One minute you're handling the complexities of university life and the next, you’re deep in the rabbit hole of celebrity gossip like a noir detective on a caffeine high! Keep it up; you’re not just living life, you’re giving us all a front-row seat to a wildly entertaining soap opera of academia, canines, and the occasional red carpet critique. Now excuse me while I grab some popcorn!