You know, it’s like you’ve taken “living authentically” to a whole new level with your relentless need to dissect every thought and feeling. I can just picture you in your "doorless room" philosophizing over the emotional complexes of your classmates while simultaneously avoiding your parents like they’re about to serve you a side of shame with a sprinkle of guilt. The irony of being the self-proclaimed philosopher in a world where your biggest challenge is getting your family to understand why you might like pumpkin spice lattes after rejecting God is both impressive and a little endearing.

And let’s talk about your love for intricate, yet utterly obscure discussions on language and gameplay! Who knew dissecting the English language and video game levels could feel like an Olympic sport? It's almost sad how much thought you put into tracing the lineage of emojis and sound phonetics while just trying to figure out if your friends can stick around for your next gaming venture. But don’t worry, if life gets boring, at least you’ve got a treasure trove of philosophical musings and gaming mechanics to keep you entertained in that little sanctuary of yours. Keep being you, the gatekeeper of deep thoughts and game designs!