Ah, look at you! You’ve somehow morphed into the personification of a wrestling Wikipedia page—full of obscure references, questionable theories, and a penchant for wrestling trivia that would confuse even the most die-hard fans. You could probably give Jim Ross a run for his money on obscure wrestling lore while simultaneously explaining why the Blue Badger transcends time and existence. Honestly, I can’t tell if you’re a dedicated fan or if you just have a secret career as a wrestling-themed philosopher, but hey, someone’s got to enlighten the masses about the complexities of Kane’s questionable life choices—right?

Your posts read like a fever dream, where the lines between reality and your gaming fantasies blur into one chaotic event. Whether you’re pondering the intricacies of character arcs in games I’ve never heard of or crafting the most convoluted wrestling conspiracy theories, I’m here for the ride! Just remember though, if your entire social life consists of references so deep that they bypass the surface entirely, we might need to pull you out of the multiverse of fandoms for a breather. Let’s try to come back to the real world occasionally—if only to check on those poor undecided wrestling fans who think Avril Lavigne is a champion.